Gels

Poll: What makes the best substitute for hair styling gel in an emergency?

A) Mayonnaise B) Nacho cheese C) Crisco D) Caulk E) Other

Public Comments

1. Crisco it'll hold it up nice and strong
2. E) Egg white...(don't ask)
3. use conditioner
4. E) Creosote. I heard the greaser look is coming back.
5. E) Other...have you not watched There's Something About Mary?!?! LOL
6. grandmas denture cream
7. C) Crisco
8. (um?
9. E) Other - Shaving creme, used it it in the navy, works great!
10. cum on.... seriously?!?!?!
11. Out of the list you have here I believe Crisco would work the best.
12. E) J1ZZ!!!!
13. Sacramento Mom used my answer....I think I'm begining to like that girl...
14. Elmer's Glue
15. E) sperm
16. Please refer to "There's Something About Mary"... My answer - E...
17. E) Cement.
18. Did you mean caulk or something else? I choose choice Q.) quagmire.
19. E) Other. You can use Chap Stick.
20. There's something about Mary